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John Mayer can sing!
He can play guitar! He can suck his own dick! I met Mayer in New York at a down town bar. Three dirty martinis later we were back at his.
It was clear things were going Chicks that suck dicks progress well beyond first base, so we relocated to the bedroom. He peeled off his shirt revealing a sculpted torso of waxed perfection. But was it big enough to do the unthinkable?
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And even Big white gay cocks a semi, his schlong long being the operative word was hovering near his lower ribcage. But then, he was just out, at a bar. As if reading my mind, he hopped on the bed and performed. Not to completion or anything, just for long enough to let me know he could.
A sense of uselessness washed over me, not unlike it had the time I got fired Trailer park girls fucking a dry cleaners. Like, after the coffee cake and before Pictionary, you whip out this gem?
What kind of parties was he attending? Could he deep throat? Had he ever given himself a facial? What about a pearl necklace?
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There it was: Mayer penis. It made an audible thud as it hit his stomach.
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