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At that moment, I had to do everything in my power to hold in the snort that was threatening to explode frozen carrots and cheap wine all over his pleather couch. This should come in particularly handy for the fancy fashion folks who plan on squeezing in some promiscuous fun between stalking Kimye and running around the city in deer orthopedic shoes.
Without further ado, here are some key phrases you will find useful in the city of Lurve and Merde. Politically correct, can be used in presence of colleagues and professionals. Rarely has anything to do with Cmnf-rules love.
Not the classiest of terms, yet gets the point across. Best to avoid using in professional settings.
Frankly, the mere thought of pronouncing that in a bedroom setting terrifies me. Chatte — Hey kitty cat.
Nichons — Boobies. I spent my first three months in France thinking every man has a fruit fetish.
Clearly, the French take the cat reference way too far. Faire une pipe — Oral pleasure for males. How the hell did they get there?
Gaule — Ancient French term referring to a fishing stick, commonly used to describe an erection. Bifle — This one is bad.
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Real bad. Se taper is always followed buy something, a noun, a name, well, something.
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When someone speaks French to me, it turns me on wildly. Now for some more complex stuff.
Enjoy the weekend, kids!